Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

front bump

A protruding bump in a females abdomen and/or pubic region

Dang man. I kinda got a thing for girls with front bump

by stonasinthebuilding January 22, 2020

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

front bumps

UK term for boobs,tits etc.

Did you see her? Top front bumps.

by Gr@h@m July 30, 2007

front bummy

the front of a womans bummy, though can be used to refer to a mans front bummy.

"stop touching my front bummy"

by Chindia August 21, 2008

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.

"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."

by aftertheprequel March 4, 2010