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crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."
"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"
by BeatHippies July 21, 2008
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Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.
"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."
by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010
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fluttering wind tunnel

when a gay guy farts on another gay guys dick during anal sex
last night my boyfriend gave me a fluttering wind tunnel
by danjlmart March 29, 2009
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Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.
Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!
by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
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butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.
Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017
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flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
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