Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 11, 2010

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince July 18, 2008

torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 30, 2009

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 06, 2016

fritter licker

A term my inventive boyfriend just told me is apparently a commonly used phrase supposedly meaning “one who licks vaginas ", possibly a term for lesbians , in an effort to cover up his suspiciously homo erotic fantasy involving courgettes.

“I am not a homosexual man, I'm a hardcore fritter licker!"

by Ol' grammar Mavis November 10, 2014

Mule fritter

Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

by The Swamp May 02, 2015

Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.

"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.

by booyah kid January 17, 2006