friendcel

A person incapable of making or keeping friends, devoid of friendship or affection.
Derrived from the term "incel"

Dude: "I'm so lonely, I have no friends. I'm literally a friendcel"

by Hijac August 16, 2022

Friendventory

The amount of friends one has.

Joe pissed me off so I had to scratch him from my friendventory.

by mikewin September 8, 2010

Friendbeneship

when you hook up with your friend and there is confusion if you are still friends or if your friends with benefits.

Tom: How's Sarah
Mike: Dude, I actually don't know. I think we are in a friendbeneship.

by Hughieeeeeee April 27, 2013

Friendish

An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.

Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.

by That's not my Urban name June 18, 2009

friendlier

A friend who chooses to want to got eem

Wow, Shooker really is a friendlier (he is friendly while eeting)!

by ShookWooker October 16, 2017

friendless loser

me

I am a friendless loser

by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

Friender bender

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.

"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."

by Bizarro Bike June 24, 2012