French Military Victories 

Sounds like an oxymoron.

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes

French Military Victories by Dave May 7, 2004

french military victories 

French....Victories....hmm what are those?

"france cant win a war"

french military victories by Kip March 18, 2005

French Military Victories 

a prime example of Napoleonic syndrome, as France has won as many battles as they claim to have won. In actuallity, every victory they have has either proved irrelivent due to loss of the over all war, irrelivent due to fighting themselves, or irrelevent due to fighting alongside someone else or haveing someone else (read as Britain, America, Russia, Normandy, Algeria, Italy, India, Mexico, Indians, Prussians, Irish, Scotts, Australians, and the Dutch) fight for them.

Did you know there are more French Military Victories than any other country?

Yes, and did you know that if you win every game but lose the championship you still lost?

French Military Victories by french canadian descendant May 4, 2010

French Military Victories 

Existent, but not frequent. Mostly an online "im feeling lucky" thing that expresses how mad America was when the French wouldn't help us AT ALL (one hundred or so soldiers dont count every one) in the wars in Iraq etc........ Also a big topic of consternation with French people. Mostly because they have baguettes up there asses.

-Hey man! The French won the American revolution!!!

-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!

French Military Victories by U.S. Patriotism December 16, 2010

French military victories 

none

None as in there are no French military victories

French military victories by The guy next to the guy October 17, 2008

French Military Victories 

Type 'french military victories' in a Google search and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
What should come up is:
Did you mean: French Military Defeats?

This implies that there have been no French Military Victories

French Military Victories by Miapants June 18, 2008

French Military Victories 

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.

French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"

French Military Victories by Mr Danish May 31, 2009