Fartiac Arrest

A period of uncontrollable farting.

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest

by ROBB726 January 11, 2011

farticipant

some one who participates in a fart contest

dude, me and kev are having a fart contest. would you like to be a farticipant, too?

by cabajul January 16, 2011

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Faatimah

She's a sweet girl that doesn't have much regard for your past. In fact, she's often amazed by a change in a person and will often want to support those that are fragile inside. She may come across as quite blunt and jarring, but deep down she has a lovely, radiant soul, filled with intricate emotions. She's not that confident so be careful how you interact with this precious gem. Just know that she'll never give up on you, just don't break her heart, otherwise she can become quite sour. She wants the best for everyone and doesn't mind others taking control. She just wants to be protected and loved. Faatimah doesn't need much, she's always surrounded my people with issues but makes time for everyone. She's irresistibly cute and beautiful, she'll play it off but deep down she loves the compliments. Faatimah might take a while to actually be comfortable around you, she maybe never will. Just be obsessed with her and you'll be end up as the luckiest guy ever.

Faatimah is a loving and caring girl that will never give up on you, just treat her right.

by MayahKnows🥰 March 21, 2021

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.

So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011