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fracking

Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.
"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert
by Mt.Diablo July 15, 2011
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Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.
Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.
by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014
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Anne Franking

When you hide your girlfriend away from your friends and family for an awkwardly long amount of time into the relationship.
Im Anne Franking my girlfriend because I dont think my family will like her.
by BubbleButt114 October 28, 2014
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Fraking

Fraking; the act of lying, telling half truths, to maliciously hurt someone, usually a close friend. Causing drama in the life of others to keep yourself entertained.
Are you Fraking me or did you really hear that my co-worker had sex with your husband.

I heard that James is going to break up with Jill. I swear I'm not fraking you
by billygoatgruffsalot December 20, 2013
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Fracking Shat

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean
by Bbberonika November 2, 2019
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franking

liking/having a crush on somebody because you have no other options.
A: I think I might have a crush on this guy in my friend group.
B: Yeah because he’s literally the only guy there. You’re just franking, trust me.
by maneater March 15, 2021
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mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach
Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."
by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013
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