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Fragile

In the shipping industry, "fragile" means "You need a better box"
The poorly made box was labled fragile in hopes it would survive shipping. It never stood a chance.
by Lokis SongBird December 16, 2008
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fraging

i was fraging all night long
by justin November 23, 2004
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fragile male ego syndrome

A certain type of man that whines when he doesn’t get his way, yells at women when they don’t like him, and has outbursts of anger when everyone doesn’t want to suck his dick.
Do you think Donald Trump was born with fragile male ego syndrome or it developed over time?
by Lurasek December 15, 2017
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Fratgineer

Fratgineer; the modern day fraternity man with a Macgyver like sense of all things fratty.

This man is noted with his ingenuity to fix or enhance any situation that happens around the fraternity house.

The Fratgineer fixes situations on the fly like a leaking kiddie pool in your front lawn filled the sorority babes with a lighter and a plastic bottle. The Fratgineer figures out ways to chill your beer in seconds using an air duster.
Example 1
Bro#1"Dude, my beer is getting warm"
Fratgineer"Bro, give me your beercan I'll chill that in a sec"...(Fratgineer turns airduster upside down and sprays can until chilled)
Bro#1"Whoa, your like a freaking Fratgineer"

Example 2
Bro#2"So we totally set up this slip and slide with 3 tarps back to back, we fratgineered that man"
by FratGineer June 24, 2009
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Fragile

Prebroken for your convenience.
Matt picked up the box of mirrors and noticed the "Fragile" written on the side. He shook it once, noted the sound of glass shaking around and nodded solemnly. "Ahhh, already broken." He tossed it into the claims cart and continued to stock Furniture.
by bAc0Nb0Y August 1, 2005
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fragnet

A male or female friend who happens to be a freak magnet and acts as a conduit for freaks to meet other freaks. A freak magnet, or fragnet.
That girl is such a fragnet. Did you see her friend? What a freak, I wanna get to know her.
by bdms4 May 13, 2011
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Fragile Heterosexuality

Someone who has a fragile heterosexuality believes that hanging around, talking, and or experiencing anything that is gay would convert them/associate them with being gay. Hence the name fragile heterosexuality, because it's easy to break.

For Example:
Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.

A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.

This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
Example1:
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.

Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?

Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
by Crubber September 11, 2020
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