by Flibo February 13, 2005
Get the ForTex mug.The lesser know son of the Horseman War.Forde was demoted to Demigod status because of his affair with the Greek Moon Goddess, Achelois.This scandal was only to be one of many,each of which became more deviant than the last.Forde’s actions became public,which infuriated and War,who could do nothing since he had dealt the harshest punishment allowed for such acts.Forde’s downfall came during one of his,now too frequent,excursion.Just before the climax, Forde performed a,now widely known,’DonkeyPunch’.Unfortunately ,Forde was too aggressive,having been used to more perverted acts,ended up killing his partner.Killing another God was strictly forbidden,Forde’s punishment was dealt out swiftly.Forde was stripped of his power and was cast down to earth for 1000 years.During is first year he was captured by the Maya who sacrificed him to please their Gods.Upon Forde’s death,his spirit was inadvertently released and free to roam the word. Forde wandered the earth,saturating the land with his presence.He found a place amongst the Roman’s as a fertility God but later fell into a cult status of a Deity of Perversion,much favoured by the Emperor Nero.Forde was chased out of Italy by Diana,the Roman Goddess of the Hunt.His later actions are unaccounted for,but it is believed that he escaped into Germany and then the UK. Forde is synonymous with; Perversion,deviant,sex obsession
see that guy there?
ya?
he's a Forde
how do you know?
he was on the news.they caught him flogging a dead horse
ya?
he's a Forde
how do you know?
he was on the news.they caught him flogging a dead horse
by don'cha'know January 19, 2011
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As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.
by goldfishOHYEAH January 18, 2011
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One of the few jobs in the world where nothing is created or contributed to the world yet people think you have to be smart to do it.
One of the few jobs in the world where nothing is created or contributed to the world yet people think you have to be smart to do it.
Buying 1 currency "vis-a-vis" another then selling it later hoping to make a gain - buit invariably actually losing more than 50% of the time which one would thikn is impossible.
Forex is an abbreviation of Foreign exchange
Forex is an abbreviation of Foreign exchange
by Marche Man August 28, 2009
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by Nick Elsom April 28, 2005
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Text messages that aren't quite regular messages but cannot be considered sexting. These messages will lead to sexting if persued by both parties involved.
Text messages that aren't quite regular messages but cannot be considered sexting. These messages will lead to sexting if persued by both parties involved.
Girl #1: Are you sexting right now?
Girl #2: Nah, he just asked what I was wearing.
Girl #1: Oh, so you're forexting
Will you stop forexting while you drive before you kill both of us!
Girl #2: Nah, he just asked what I was wearing.
Girl #1: Oh, so you're forexting
Will you stop forexting while you drive before you kill both of us!
by Janice Beesly January 9, 2010
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