formentera

The smallest of the four Balearic Islands, off the East coast of Spain, in the Mediterranean sea. Since the 1980s tourists crowding the island over the Summer season have become the main source of income for its inhabitants. Thus, both population and infrastructure have grown excessively. It was a truly magical piece of Earth until the late 20th century.

- I'll spend my Summer holiday in Ibiza this year!

- WTF?!?! You could spend it in Formentera instead!!

by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera

The perfect combination of land, vast skyes and pristine turquoise seas.

- What do you call the inhabitants of Formentera? Is it formenterians?
- I call them lucky bastards.

by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera

Cute little island off the coast of Spain. Peculiarly shaped, it has been described as the most perfect combination of land, sea and sky in existence. A haven of tranquility for the hippies in the 1960s and 70s, today it has become a tourist mecca during the Summer season.

- I'm off to Ibiza for my Summer break.
- Big mistake! Formentera is right beside it and SO much better!

by wassia July 20, 2018

formentera

Cute little island near Ibiza that was an unspoiled haven of tranquility until the late 20th century and has now become a tourist Mecca. Steady growth keeps eroding its soul and locals don't seem to do much about it.

- Beaches in Formentera are spectacular, but the local government has tarred most of the old roads and keeps issuing licenses to build new ugly buildings.
- I know. People never learn.

by wassia January 28, 2019

Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.

John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."

by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020

Forecate

verb

to forecast the expected frequency and timing of future fornication

noun

prediction of a future fornication; prophecy of a physical encounter

I ran number the numbers and the forecate lead me to believe that tonight is the night.

by Word Assassin May 20, 2021

FORYENTE

She is shy at first but once you get to meet her she is one crazy motherfucker . She is kind, funny,and just amazing to be friends with. She is the only person you would want to be with at any time. Kimberly will cheer you up if you are sad. If you mess with Kimberly she would kill you.
Person1: who is that ??

Person2: That's Kimberly

Person1: she is super pretty I think I'm in love.

Person1: who is that ??

Person2: That's Foryente

Person1: she is super pretty I think I'm in love.

by Forte November 21, 2021