foop 

n. 1.Ryan Marquardt
v. 2. To insert exactly 2 fingers into the anus.

noun = Ish da foop!!
verb = I fooped my ass in the shower today

foop by not a foop April 4, 2004

foop 

Similar to the concept of a shart, a foop is when one means to excrete feces and accidentally passes gas instead. Hence fart + poop = foop.

Alex accidentally fooped on his boyfriend's chest.

foop by Dan Bernblum September 25, 2009

Foop 

F.O.O.P Fear Of Operational Procedure- Medical term coined by doctors in the admitting room for patients afraid of surgery..and become hysterical or anxious..

1.Nurse are u aware of the foop patient in the admitting room..
2. Call security there was a foop on the 3rd level that is causing hysteria

Foop by Michelle R.N November 2, 2010

foop 

an unnervingly loud bowel movement; a contraction of fart and poop; related to but not synonymous with shart

The convenience of a public bathroom in close proximity to her workspace, outweighed the mild annoyance of an occasional foop.

foop by Hector Fisterbottom February 10, 2018

Foop 

Poop that a dog (or other animal) eats, thinking it's food.
When a dog (or other animal) eats their own poop, thinking it's food.
Sometimes a dog or other animal eats their own poop. They don't do it because it smells good or tastes good, they do it because they think it's food.

John: Ewwww
Miranda: What?!
John: The dog's eating foop!
Miranda: Ewwww

Foop by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 2, 2018

Foop 

when a person farts and poops simultaneously

Where’s the bathroom? I’m about to foop.

Foop by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Foop 

A word that can be used for anything and everything.

HOLY FOOPING FOOP! FOOP YOU!

Foop by BETHH&&LEXYY August 1, 2008