a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
Get the football age mug.A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.
''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
by SORETITS January 19, 2013
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The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.
by Mistahtom January 13, 2006
Get the The Football mug.Footbag is a growing sport, played mostly in Europe and North America, though there are a rapidly growing number of footbag clubs and players around the world. Frequently referred to as "Hacky Sack" (a product manufactured by Wham-O, Inc.), footbag has existed as a competitive sport in several forms since the 1970's. There are a substantial number of footbag tournaments and festivals each year.
Competitive footbag is governed by the International Footbag Committee (IFC), which publishes the official Rules of Footbag Sports.
Competitive footbag is governed by the International Footbag Committee (IFC), which publishes the official Rules of Footbag Sports.
by Allan December 9, 2003
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Get the National Kiss A Football Player Day mug.A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.
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