fing fong

fing fong is a person. her bestie is sam and sam likes to spew out random facts like that bison poop hardens in seven days. fing fong is a very short girl who is older than sam but still six feet shorter. fing fong disapproves everything sam does because sam likes stupid stuff, like one punch man. and technoblade. fing fong also has weird baby hairs.

sam: FING FONG DID U KNOW THAT FEMALE PEACOCKS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED PEAHENS????
fing fong: *sigh*

by maifingfongtable:))))) April 14, 2020

FONGO

Fear Of Not Going Out - Much like FOMO, but without the anxiety of wondering if your friends care where you are.

"I heard about that party, but I'm low on cash. I'm still gonna go because I don't want to sit at home tonight with a massive case of FONGO"

by brothertorch January 24, 2013

chocolate fondue

The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.

"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."

by Mike Morningwood July 27, 2008

Fogust

Fogust (n) The month of August, particularly in an area that gets lots of fog at that time of year. Also: Fog-ust.

The month of Fogust is upon us!

A glance out my window and I am reminded that the month of fogust is here! I can't see anything!

by Neen99 November 3, 2008

Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.

Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue

by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009

fanguish

A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.

All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All India Curry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.

by WordSmith L July 10, 2009

fanguying

A term used for men and and teenage males that have a strong appreciation and enjoyment of something that they have to express it in ways more than words can explain.

"Bro! Did you see that touchdown?? Like, aaaahhhh, god that was amazing! Sorry for fanguying there."

by lotsowords June 15, 2013