Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.

Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft

by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011

folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.

He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.

by Judy Mitchell June 11, 2008

flied lice

How the asians say Fried Rice, as they cant say R they say L

Mr.Maggo: Dude, me like flied lice!
Karate kid: Me feel like flied lice too!

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

Dragon Flied

When a girl creates an excuse as not to have sex with thier man whereas female dragon flys are know to play dead as to avoid a male dragon from attempting to mate with them.

I think my girl dragon flied me because she said she's on her period for the third time this month.

by highlifesipper May 3, 2017

Foiled

A adjective describing any situation where one feels as though their circumstance is beyond their control. It is spoken in an exclamatory fashion in order to exert power over any said event. Through it's use a humourous response is evoked from themselves as well as those around them.

When stubbing one's toe on the way to the bathroom, it is essential to scream: "Foiled!"

It can also be used as a verb.
(i.e when watching a friend fall down the stairs, "You have been foiled!")

Foiled can also be used as ownership to one's actions.

(i.e when discovering you have ran over your neighbour's cat: "Foiled! By my inability to navigate my car!")

by Katinka Town March 3, 2009

Folged

The shaky state of being caffeinated to the point of legitimate concern. Particularly following the consumption of multiple servings of Folgers instant coffee brewed into 1 single cup.

“Man, I went to see Jess for a study session and she was totally folged out! She hasn’t slept in days and her teeth are ground down to small nubs. I'm worried!”

“Check out that overly friendly chick using both her turn signal AND hand signs… she must be folged”

by Glass 1/2 Full May 4, 2011