foetus

A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania

Christ that Sasha is a fucking foetues!!

by Sasha Kingsbury McDill May 10, 2004

Foetus

A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.

What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.

by Dancin Boy October 10, 2008

Foetal

A simple play off of the word Fetal. Invented by a friend of mine on accident.

RI0S (5:06:52 PM): ery few songs manage to leave me shaking on the floor in foetal position but many of their creations have that particular effect.

by Garrodith September 18, 2003

FOETS

Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.

Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!

by Eggsaladking123 March 1, 2016

Foetus

Our Friend Chris Hodgkinson (a.k.a Pissed Chris). He's the youngest one of the group. with a balding hair line with a pint in his hand.
Many sotries related include: falling in a ditch, hugging lamposts, and sleeping in his own vomit!

'you coming pub, foetus?' * Falls in a ditch*

by Chimp + Greeny February 4, 2005

foetateo

When something that is not a potato tries to be a potato

that's not a potato that a pickle you foetateo.

by 420noScoper3606969 February 26, 2018

Foets

Verkleinwoord voor voet fetisjisme.

I like foets

by Bekerfetish February 11, 2019