mc fiddled

the act of whipping someone with a fiddle whilst taking in a bath in mac donalds chips.

'hey man what did you an ur bitch do last night'
'i mc fiddled her didnt I'
'ahhhhh wickie wickie freestyle pal'

by Trite June 10, 2008

foddler

1) Someone that fiddles toddlers.

2) A recipe the Facebook thinks doddering needs ingredients for.

1) He's a pervert, he got arrested for being a foddler.
2) This is nice, what is it? It's a foddler.

by Dwayne Jamal Dante Lamar May 16, 2016

doddle my foddle

To tickle a male person's anus with your tongue.

I really want you doddle my foddle, then feltch me!

or

Did you hear about Cameron? He doddled the cats foddle!

by CBTP January 6, 2010

fuddledum

oops
oh no
dam

oh fuddledum, i lost my umbrella

by rididid April 1, 2009

Foodledugget

The act of wrestling in a tub of one's own feces (crap,poop). Mostly performed when drunk.

Note: It DOES take time to accumulate enough feces from one human body.

If multiple people contribute to pooping, it is no longer foodleduggeting. It is correctly named frembling.

Pronunciation: FOO/DULL/DUG/IT FOO/DULL/DUG/IT/ING

FRIM/BULL FRIM/BULL/ING

I can't believe that dude actually video taped himself FOODLEDUGGETING in the middle of the street!

Hey man, we should totally all FREMBLE tonight at the bar.

by TH3 1 U D0Nt KN0W November 26, 2010

fiddled

When you accidently sit on a fiddle. Yeah it hurt

Hey what happened
I just got fiddled
I told you i left my fiddle on the couch

by Beastmack October 9, 2016

Fiddledicked

Fiddledicked is when you get turned around and get sucked off very very painfully, all the while the person who is sucking you off's homies start beating the shit out of you.

Guys, get ready, we're about to Fiddledicked that bitch real hard.

by Biggfoot=Furry November 20, 2018