Frosted Flakes

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

Floke

An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.

Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.

by tommyfommy123529 August 10, 2023

Doo Doo Flake

A Doo Doo Flake is when one attempts to fart and instead, little flakes of shit come out similar to ass dandruff. Usually done in locations out in public, where one hopes it does not happen.

AY YO, That mofo Tyrone Had to leave his baby Mama with her in laws cause he Doo Doo Flaked his Pants, that fool.

by Cereal08 August 20, 2014

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

crusty bannana ass flakes

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014

Flake Rape

When a flake of food, primarily from a pastry dish, goes down your throat when you are not prepared to have said food go down thy throat.

So I was walking down the hill eating my croissant, I suffered a major flake rape.

by DumbleDaddy February 9, 2018

Flake in

Saying you're not going to do something and then ending up doing it at the last minute. Basically, the opposite of flaking out

"Hey, are you busy tonight?"

"Well I told my friend I couldn't come to his party because I thought I'd have work, but I might flake in and go."

by banana_graham April 16, 2019