flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.

Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.

by jpworks February 14, 2015

fluff nugget

A fluffy dog that looks like a nugget, usually the color brown.

Lilly the corgi is a fluff nugget .

by laxgalli May 8, 2018

Crusty Fluff

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.

1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!

by Bang'n March 23, 2008

sir fluff

Amazing animator that i would watch 24/7

Did you see that video sir fluff posted? It was amazing!

by Haha memes April 29, 2019

prison fluffer

A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.

Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.

Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.

Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.

Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*

by Construction Guy December 23, 2013

Floff

Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.

this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff

by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018

fecal fluff

Rough sex in the ass.

I gave him/her a good fecal fluff last night.

by Putthoff January 14, 2017