Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy

Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.

by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005

Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.

Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.

by Cman February 2, 2009

Floater Friend

A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.

Yeah, she's a Floater Friend. I don't remember how we met, but we say hey in class.

by ieatice July 21, 2019

Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

Swy flotted

The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.

by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008

sneaky floater

that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole

I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.

by Coreykills June 14, 2015