The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.
"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.
by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008
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I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.
I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.
by Elleicia March 19, 2008
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by pentozali August 12, 2012
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by Gruff100 September 6, 2014
Get the Flotting mug.A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.
by zornimal December 15, 2008
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Get the flotacious mug.A word most commonly used when someone is intoxicated (generally weed based.) Its exact meaning is unknown. It is theorized, however, that the definition may be flying.
by Mighty Morphin' Man April 30, 2008
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