Flowtard

Billy Owen

Dan: You get the new flowmaster muffler?
Justin: Yeah the flowtard just sold me his

by flowtarduser1234 May 25, 2018

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

floatard

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.

Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.

by The Great Badger October 17, 2008

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

FLOTARD

An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard

That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!

by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019

Forttard

A whiny Fortnite fan, mostly a little kid thats being trolled in game chat (usually GTAO 5.) They like to follow up with cries and screams about going back to playing Fortnite or how much better it is, then rage quit.

Little kid: “Why do people keep killing meee!!! Im gonna go back to playin fortnite! Who else plays fortnite and want to play with me? This game sucks!”

Griefer: “You lil Forttard get off this game kid!”

by SilverSuperman March 6, 2021

Florinadian

Like Canadian but Florida

Tennis could be a florinadian

by blush_ii July 26, 2021