Floriduh

News worthy items that are so dumb they can only happen in Florida. Now known as Floriduh. Also popularized by the website www.thatsfloriduh.com

-Stripper Mobile back on the streets of Tampa. That's Floriduh!
-Aligator shows up for breakfast. That's Floriduh!
-Three women busted with drugs in drug court. That's Floriduh!

by Victoree April 27, 2010

Floridian tail pipe

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

by Beckerman May 14, 2010

Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021

Lacoochee Florida

It used to be an industrial powerhouse back in the early 1900's. Around the 1960's it lost that railway and industry. From those years till now 2010. The town is one of the poorest in the State & Country. Many community leaders Like Isa Blanford and Denny Mihalinec pushed for a decade to improve the areas lack of decent housing, limited kids programs. Lacoochee is also nicknamed Mosswtown. because of the areas moss on trees. This was used as a product in the early years.

I am on my way to Coochee Florida! You mean Lacoochee Florida? Yea! Is that French for Lacccooossshhheee Florida? No, Lacoochee Florida.. La'Coochee

by Coochee mann December 15, 2010

Florida gang

Made by T Knuckles. In sentence it means that anyone from florida that make music gets love from others who make music from Florida.

Man who ya like better T Knuckles or Kodak or Pump.. man it’s florida gang bitch I got love for all my mf Florida representatives.. but I like ____ better.

by Boobear33 February 7, 2019

florida ounces

viral reddit post ironically posted in r/nostupidquestions by snapwillow on February 8, 2022.

It amassed thousands of comments within the span of a day and became one of the most legendary posts of all time. that's what I call pushin p.

"I didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"Fl ounces stands for Fluid Ounces not Florida."

"Water is a state, I can see how this is confusing."

by Florida ounces February 25, 2022

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018