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sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.
by Raquel January 7, 2005
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flowboe

a super lanky man who thinks they are good at basketball
what a flowboe
by dedicated dictionary February 8, 2021
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flowboarding

I went flowboarding the other day with my mates and caught some cool waves.
by Graham MANDROULES December 13, 2005
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floboe

1) flute + oboe. (usually used to describe a tone color blend of those 2 instruments) Alternatively, it can also be called the fluboe.
2)an oboe part played on flute.
The floboe solo was so in tune.
Floboes rule.
by I.C January 4, 2008
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flowbow

A thick layer of skin and fat covering the elbow, caused by the fusion of the fatty lower arm tissue and the forearm. This layer renders the elbow invisible to the naked eye.
OMG, Tiffany's sporting a major flowbow. Sleeveless is not a good look for her.
by coco browne August 10, 2007
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flowboard

I took my flowboard to catch some waves at the beach.
by GRAHAM MANDROULES January 7, 2006
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Flombo

A creature bearing a generous mixture of all traits leading to forced and self inflicted voluntary mental instability, generally believed to develop from early childhood, possibly due to growing up in a very dry and problematic family atmosphere, thus the individual believing this is a way of life.

The perfect recipe combining the ingredients of a Sociopath, Compulsive Liar and Schizophrenic. The person will typically fabricate a story, situation, geographic location and/or severe traumatic experience (just to name a few of the many possibilities) in a given spontaneous moment, purely for the sake of striking a conversation.

One-upism is a guaranteed predicament in this chosen way of life. If you have done, bought, achieved, accomplished something (fictional or non) they can beat it, have already done it and will push fiction to its ultimate limits creating non-existent products, affiliations, and circumstances to prove that they are better than you could possibly dream of being.
Any communication with a flombo will always result in this.

Identifying a flombo may be a challenge to the untrained eye. Characteristics and traits appear to be normal at first, and to the trusting person, a flombo’s true form may not be apparent for some time. General statements (applicable to any conversation) are used during all communication, due to inability to converse in anything intelligent, caused by a lack of education.
1:
If someone claims to be randomly possessed in public places by 'demons' spawned by the hate of an ex. This is an example of a flombo, the following conversation may take place:

Stefanie: My ex, I can't escape him, he controls demons and they possess me and draw me back to him!
Jane: Say what?
Stefanie: I can feel his darkness (cough splutter dry heave)... It’s taking over me….. (convulsions)

2:
Mike: "Hey steve, I saw my first flombo last week"
Steve: "yeah man, they are everywhere... steer clear at all costs!"
by WishWellingtons August 11, 2013
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