flapster

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

by shesmymother July 25, 2009

Flopster

A person who repeatedly arranges to meet up with friends, but then doesn't show, or makes an excuse to flop out.

Mohammed wont show up, he's such a flopster

by Beadla June 1, 2020

Flooster

Receiving an annual flu shot and Covid booster in the same visit

To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.

by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022

flooper doodle

Typically a dog or puppy. A flooper doodle is similar to a booper snoot but the difference is usually that it has floppy (floopy) ears that need to be flooped.

Brad's new Labrador is the cutest flooper doodle ever, I spent 10 minutes flooping its ears.

by DoggySquisher April 30, 2020

flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.

by Cong Kong August 7, 2007

flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010

Floydster

noun
A schemer, a shady character, a pool shark.

That guy over there on the corner is a total Floydster.

by Gingerbread Wolfboy November 14, 2010