floofer

A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.

Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.

by Pinnell February 21, 2009

floofer

a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t

Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?

by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009

Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.

Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.

by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012

Floofer

a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag

"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"

by Bobby and Chris February 27, 2005

floofenshtowza

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud

that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza

by yims October 17, 2009

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004

Floofer

A piece of shit that only losers want.

"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.

by QueenIsLame July 30, 2016