Floof

A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.

"Look at that Floof! What a great Floof"

by #Ilikelonghashtags June 5, 2014

floof

to describe a texture of a person's floof hair

omg his hair is so floof

by ßrænđøň May 11, 2020

Floof

When you feel full after eating or just done with life

I feel floof right now I need to just lay down

by edog April 13, 2022

Floof

The person you pick to work in a group project, or partner activity with when ur bestie is out or not in ur class.

Damn Nithilas not in class today for the partner activity, good thing I got my floor Morgan.
Sorry Sonia even though your my floof, im gonna work with Kenzo.

by pseudonymtimmy March 27, 2020

floof

the nickname bestowed onto an animal or person who you consider to be adorable in some way or another.

I need to protec the floof

by TheWhiteRabbitInTheRedBow March 27, 2020

Floof

A Fluffy Dog or Doggo

Oh my god Kalena it's a floof.

by Kaosiow September 18, 2018

floof

the fluffiest fluff.

holy hecc that bunno was the floofiest bunno ive ever seen!

by wafflewaifuowowhatsthis September 23, 2019