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floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by Creamy Lee January 1, 2009
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Floofy

Adj. Floofy
V. Floofed, Floofing

A hybrid form of the words "Poofy" and "Fluffy." Like its derivative words, Floofy generally describes something --usually an inanimate object-- as being light and airy. It is commonly understood at something pleasant as it connotes thoughts of feathers, clouds, pillows, freshly washed bunny fur and other soft amiable objects.
Ex. I awoke from the most pleasant dream where I was resting in a massive, floofy field of marshmallows.

Ex. Her beautiful white dress was floofing with layers of lace beneath the sheer silky exterior.

Ex. In her 1989 prom photo, Darlene had her long, blonde hair floofed up in large, flowing curls.
by becki sanders July 3, 2006
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floozer

When you want to call someone a "fucking loser" in a short, euphamistic, funny way.
Mark got dumped by his pretty, intelligent girlfriend after cheating on her with some ugly, STD-ridden slutbag. What a floozer!!
by 111222 December 27, 2005
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floof

hufffmans hair
LOOK AT HIS FLOOF!!!!
by JIMMY JOHND March 24, 2018
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flooded out

another way to describe fancy jewelry

iced out
"maybe cause i'm fly and my chain flooded out"-jae millz
by D mase July 2, 2007
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flooferton

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.
Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!
by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017
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florfed

v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.
Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!

Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
by Király September 19, 2006
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