Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well

by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

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Flobbing

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.

That's disgusting, she's flobbing.

by 90's kid October 24, 2012

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flob

Acronym for Free Loading Oxygen Breather. Use on board nuclear submarines to describe newly reported personel who are not yet qualified to operate any of the equipment but still help themselves to the precious air and water supply.

Doesn't that flob realize that by starting shit with you, he's locked himself into cleaning bilges for the rest of his life?

by Twisted Twidget June 11, 2006

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flob

flob being a reference to fat.
flob being more of the wobbly& cute kind of flab.

'im all flobby'
'look at your flob'

by incupuff July 30, 2008

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flobbing

When you try to take a sip from a straw, but you do not look at it so your mouth searches for it and you look fuckin retarded. ( A term created by ma bae Adam Lambert, where my fanbase at???!)

,, See the girl over there, what is she doing with her mouth open like that?"
,, She's flobbing."
,, Or she just retarded"

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu April 30, 2017

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