felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.

Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!

by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.

Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.

by antix June 12, 2014

fly lice flend

The orgins of this word come from the ghetto area where Bo Ligz resides. In simple terms, this phrase means "fried rice friend", which is a Chinese saying upon greeting a close friend. This word is also closely linked with the term Chow Fan Pung Yau.

McLigz: Hey Bo Ligz! How are you my fly lice flend?
BoLigz: Very good. I met up with fly lice flend wong fung ngai today. He is so flick flick fluck nowadays.

by Wong Fung Ngai July 16, 2008

felony

one of the serious crimes such as murder,rape, arson, burgulary. crimes that are severly punished by the law.

murder is the main example

by ...Abigail... August 26, 2005

Flenjor

A state of euphoria experienced in a social setting with music, food and drinks. Basically a largess of the previously stated 3 ingredients

Derived from the word 'Enjoy'

Boniface: What did you do last night?

Pius: Dude we went to Kunle's house and full flenjor was in effect now I don't think I can go to work.

by Lynxx May 12, 2009

flense

Slice the skin or fat from (a carcass, esp. the blubber off a whale).

Archer's mom: "Pam (who's a nosy fat whale), I should have you flensed." (From pretty hilarious show Archer.)

by Big Uncle G November 27, 2012