mental flashbang

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.

Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"

by dpgf April 15, 2021

After The Flash

The main roleplaying hub for edgelords to speedtype enemies into submission with the absence of logic.

Person 1: I am going to play the roblox game After The Flash.
Person 2: Unless you have 100 WPM, I would advise against that.

by nigga bruh fortnite August 4, 2019

dogman flash

Universal slang for a bad flashbang in CS:GO. Named after the worst CS:GO player of all time.

That was such a dogman flash!

by TheCraigg March 3, 2015

flash tards

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.

The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.

by wjc December 31, 2011

Feashting

Sticking your hand up a person's ass and then grabbing shit and then pulling it out and eating it like ice cream.

I was feashting with him last night.

by Xelatnt January 28, 2012

Flash_Kat25

Flash_Kat25 has 3 different abilities, Rainbow runs, Lightning strikes, and luring your kids to meet in real life, want to chat?

Flash_Kat25 has some pretty cool abilities! :D

by Flash_Kat25 December 12, 2021

Flash Mc Cum

Very fast delivery car

Oh it was such nice 12 seconds thank you Flash Mc Cum !

by Pandjew March 15, 2022