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Flatulence bias

When one takes offence to another's wind, while holding no issue venting themselves.
My roommate has a flatulence bias, it's okay when it's them, but when I do it, you'll never hear the end of it.
by Kract January 14, 2026
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Symphony of Flatulence

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
by Satbandit April 30, 2010
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gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
by joseph blough March 25, 2022
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punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!
by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
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haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.
He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
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