flatulizer

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.

Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.

by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

flatulence

the farthing of Shrek

Shrek made a flatulence while in the mud tub with Fiona....she did the same

by serdrcgvdswedf March 11, 2022

Flatulant

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality

that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.

by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008

flatulence

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

by Bubba July 7, 2004

flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005

flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.

He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.

by Crewcut November 2, 2006