Flatulence Denial

When there's a sudden rank in the room and nobody claims to have passed gas.

Johnny: "Hey dude did you fart?"

Jimmy: "No man it wasn't me."

Johnny: "It wasn't me either. Dude your in flatulence denial."

by abscorpio2 October 16, 2010

Genital Flatulence

When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.

John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.

Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.

by Phrixus October 7, 2009

flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.

"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"

by Don August 6, 2004

Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.

Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.

by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008

self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

Flatulatte

The act of farting while in a coffee house.

I was ordering a grande mocha when quite by accident a flatulatte slipped out!

by Noladrian November 20, 2006