Flatulacious

Term describing one who farts often.

A farty person.

(In Church)

You smell that? I told him not to eat beans before church...that buy is flatulacious!

by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

flatulingus

licking a gasious asshole for mutual sexual gratification.

He engaged in flatulingus like he had been poisoned, and her asshole contained the antidote

by wuwu October 6, 2006

Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

vaginal flatulence

The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.

"My girlfriends vaginal flatulence has caused a condition detrimental to my health and wellness."

by RLWIII March 29, 2014

flatlander

A term used in the mountains to describe people from lower elevations.

Driver: This guy is driving so slow; he must be a flatlander.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.

by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

flabulate

The act of a woman shaking her ass.

"Did you see that bitch on Jerry Spring? She was dancing and making her ass falbulate!"

by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005