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The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.
by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011
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Flabbering

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.
I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.
by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010
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Flubbing

The act that Cubs fan perform on themselves or other Cubs fans around them. Also can be a synonym for masturbation.
After Carolos Zambrano's no hitter in Milwaukee all the Cubs in attendance fans began flubbing themselves.
by dd522 June 9, 2009
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flabbalingus

when you think you're eating snatch but its not!!!!
Dude, last night I flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn't been washed in months... so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!
by Duane and Denny May 16, 2008
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Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018
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flankling

the slight movement of the head while wearing large earrings.
flankling!
by asianloveee21 July 10, 2010
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Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021
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