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flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed
When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.
by sam loves men July 21, 2005
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Flabbergastic

Extremely excited;overly joyed. To have never ending happiness.
"That cheerleader over there is flabbergastic!"
"I know, she's the girl who never stops clapping!"
by Maggie SE May 28, 2007
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flabbergaster

This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.
She nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.
by Disco Misfit October 4, 2006
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flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...
1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted
by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009
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flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex
timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH
by theamazingass December 21, 2021
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flabbergasted

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart
who just flabbergasted?
by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011
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flabbergasting

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
by unknown July 26, 2004
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