FLAB 

Acronym: FLAB

Fat Lazy Ass Bum

He’s/She’s always asking someone else to do something for him/her. What a FLAB!

FLAB by Roogotjokes October 19, 2021

flab 

fat

she is flab

flab by Flabby Felicia February 20, 2022

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

flab-aghasted by anomelie March 9, 2010

Flab Stab 

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

Flab Stab by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

Flab Monkey 

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

Flab Monkey by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008

Flab Nuts 

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"

Flab Nuts by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

FLAB MAGGOT by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013