FLAB

Acronym: FLAB

Fat Lazy Ass Bum

He’s/She’s always asking someone else to do something for him/her. What a FLAB!

by Roogotjokes October 19, 2021

flab

fat

she is flab

by Flabby Felicia February 20, 2022

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

by anomelie March 9, 2010

Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008

Flab Nuts

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"

by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013