fixin

Having the intention to do something. More intent than getting around to, but less than "gonna"

I'm fixin' to turn left!!

by Katie Botto June 27, 2006

fixing my margins

a euphemism for masturbation

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.

by Disco Dan the Moustache Man November 7, 2011

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup

Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair

by YeBruhEatDick April 16, 2018

fixin

about to go do something, or making something

I'm fixin to goto the store. I'm fixin dinner.

by Candy November 23, 2002

Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.

He’ll be fixing dressers tonight

by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008