bittinger

A fine peice of ass that gets some daily because he has a 10 foot cock.

look at bittinger over there.

by jacob bitti April 4, 2008

Dry Fitting

Attempting to have sex with a girl before she is wet.

Bro, last night my girl was totally drunk so I gave her a dry fitting.

by Starkastic May 2, 2011

Kohls Fitting Rooms

1. A place to try on cloths
2. A place of buisness
3. A place to hide and kill someone if you knew they were going into that particular place at a particular time
4. A good place to jump out of the stalls and scare your friends
5. The creepiest place in the world

"Dude, those Kohls Fitting Rooms would be a perfect place to jump Travis and kidnap him!! Hahaha"

by Flomper June 19, 2008

Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

by punch!uation November 21, 2010

filsinger

When you get pissed of and throw chairs and tables at children.

Boy#1 : Man are you alright. You look mad.

Boy#2 : Nah man. I’m bouta pull a fucking filsinger

by Wareham jokes December 2, 2018

Fitting Room

A melting pot where various ethnicities go to try on clothing, and sweat. This makes the Fitting Room unbearably muggy and smell absolutely pungent.

Kid: Mom, it’s so hot and smelly in the fitting room, when can we leave?

Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .

by Maryjohnsn20 April 7, 2019

fisfinger

Fisinger is an action by a person who sits on a sofa (with a MacBook Pro on his lap), and calmly farts in his hands in pride and joy, while looking into another person's soul while doing that. The term stems from the 1969 James Bond movie titled "Goldfinger" merged from the Norwegian word fart. Merged together "is" and "finger" , hence "Fisfinger".

Ahh man, when I took a Tommy Lee on my local girl last night, I took a peek out of the window and saw a lad sitting in an Aston Martin and he pulled a fisfinger.

by dwarfmaster98 May 20, 2020