fistina squad

A computer repair company that comes to your house and plays with fistina all day and doesn't fix a damn thing.

I called the fistina squad today and I got fucked.
After I called fistina squad, I can download porn 55 times faster.

by Fistina May 25, 2006

Fistance

Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.

"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."

by CorollaCrew November 6, 2012

Interracial Fisting

When two friends of different ethnic backgrounds preform a celebratory fist bump.

After a good Monday night football game, I enjoy interracial fisting with my best friend.

by Rick Floss June 13, 2014

double fisting

Expression used to describe somebody at a party, bar or restaurant, holding two drinks, one in each hand. Unlike single fisting, which most people do.

He had to wait too long for the barkeeper to take his order, so he decided to double fist.

That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.

Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)

by atlantic March 31, 2004

kit fisto

unable to lose, does not know how to fail. Will conquer all enemy's with ease.

Tay: I want to be Kit Fisto

Andy: i Lost.

by 26golf May 14, 2009

Coke-Bottle Fisting

Coke-Bottle Fisting (CBF) is a sexual technique usually practiced by experienced homosexual partners and includes the following steps:

1. Purchase 1 glass-bottle coke
2. Insert coke bottle into partners ass hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. Pack flaccid penis into open neck of coke bottle
4. Have partner sexually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. Make the erection grow large enough to shatter the glass bottle inside your partners ass.

I heard that kid from Bryn Mawr is into CBF.

Billy Joel: Hey, I think we´re ready for Coke-Bottle Fisting.
Gary: Are you sure? I hear that can put you in the hospital.
Billy Joel: Only if you do it right.

by Masked Boz June 23, 2010

Corporate Fisting

v. When a corporation screws people - shareholders, employees, other companies - over at an extreme level.

Sue's company sat on stock options under some pretext, then laid off everyone at her location once the stock price had crashed. Then they only gave the minimum severance, and cut out all bonuses. The company does it all the time - it is the corporate fisting champ.

by Seb13 February 5, 2009