Fistsicle

The act of turning someone into a human popsicle by placing your fist into their vagina or anus.

How bad was jail last night?

It was horrible, someone made me their fistsicle.

by JBMR May 8, 2013

Fistiddle

A dingus. Someone who is a fanoik, gibroni and Prefers gabagool over any other meat.

That fistiddle doesn’t know what he’s talking about, it’s all about the gabagool.

by Thatgabagool January 12, 2021

Fisticus Anicus

A magical spell used to conjure a large Thanos like fist and force it up another’s anus.

When the villain attempted to flee Narry Hotter angrily cast “Fisticus Anicus”! The villain was immediately stopped in his tracks, and levitated off the ground by a large gold fist covered in jewels being shoved violently into his anus.

by Cakethief January 24, 2022

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

fisticuffs

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.

"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics

by Gordo October 6, 2004

Fisticus

The act of pleasuring a FUPA. To properly fisticus, two people are needed. Person A horizontally separates FUPA skin while person B uses one hand to assist in vertical separation. Person B’s other hand is formed into a fist and thrust into the female subject’s vajayjay.

Dude, remember that fat chick with the FUPA I took home with me the other day? Let’s just say when we got to my place, my roommate and I gave her the biggest Fisticus of her life!

by Shanked It Left March 14, 2007

Fisticated

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

by TehIncredible April 12, 2011