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Cart Fishing

When you steal items from someone else's shopping cart.
Ben just did some cart fishing.
by FacadeBen April 26, 2023
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beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.
Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.
by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017
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Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.
Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..
by coalnine August 28, 2009
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Fishpond

That special moment when you pull out of your dick out of your girlfriend and fill her belly button hole with jizz.
Did you wear a condom? No I decided to fishpond her instead.
by Gunther Von Reamer June 8, 2015
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Fishing in the tuna boat

Performing hot oral sex on a wet and willing female.
Candy spread her legs and Carla went right in for a little fishing in the tuna boat.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.
that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point
by Drath1995 October 18, 2017
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Fishmonger

Derogatory term popularised in Singapore but commonly used across the wider APAC region. It describes a local, solely Asian woman who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates white men.

Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.

These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.

It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
Jack went to Ce La Vi last Wednesday and brought home yet another fishmonger.

Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.

Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.

Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
by jacklondon555 June 2, 2018
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