Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

fippie

faux hippie, one of those scenesters who thinks they live in the seventies. extremely liberal, but usually doesn't know shit about politics. thinks anything but atheism is fuckin dumb as hell.

see pretentious asshole

I decided to stop being so droll and spice up my hipster mullet with a few fippie braids.

by lizkaulitz August 1, 2007

fappocalypse

Complete extintion of mankind , caused by intense unstoppable fapping

Guy 1 : Yo dood , stop fapping , or yo gon provoke a reel fappocalypse!

Guy 2: Oh STFU

Big Explosion , followed by complete extintion of mankind

Guy 1: Told yo

by Shyrleey December 13, 2010

fappoff

when two people fap for competiton

James and shane had a friendly fappoff

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

Flippo

A flippo is a flippo. That is simply that. One is either born a flippo, or over the course of time reaches the level of flipponess through a period of flippo evolution. You know a flippo when you see one. Beware.

You're such a flippo!!!

by FlippoEvolution October 2, 2010

fappOr

someone with a vastly unbalanced left to right arm muscle ratio.

He's a grade-A fappOr.

by Quietus November 2, 2003