fainting goat

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

by tjd42 April 20, 2018

code fisting

A software development term describing the act of shoving large amounts of code at people where it isn't wanted. Often used in reference to large, untested, and/or unnecessary patches or commits to open source projects. Originally coined by Zed Shaw on website for the Mongrel web server. A reference to fisting.

"Dude, what's up with that thousand-line, no-tests commit you made? What the hell does it even do? It broke the build a week ago and you still haven't fixed it. Stop code fisting..."

by thewoolleyman June 14, 2009

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

Oral Fisting

When you put your fist or as many fingers as you can into someone’s mouth. Can be sexual, doesn’t have to be.

Oral Fisting is…
Person 1: Unhinge your jaw
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: (Processed to Oral Fist person 2)

by Juanperezjr1111111 May 22, 2023

Urethral Fisting

Insertion of the fist into the urethra of a male.

Jack usually likes to take it shoulder deep in the ass, but today he was feeling particularly raunchy and tried urethral fisting on himself.

by Spic Dickuloid January 22, 2017

Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

Bull Fisting

Bull Fisting is an extreme sport similar to bull riding, but in which participants shove a fist in a bull's ass and keep it in as long as possible. Points are awarded for time spent inside the bull and arm length inside the bull. there may be variations in which there are two contestants; one riding the bull and the other with his hand in its ass. this sport, similar to bull riding, also employs rodeo clowns, usually midgets that climb inside a bulls ass during intermission.

there was a great show of Bull Fisting at the duluth rodeo in march.

by Duckens April 8, 2010