Finland

Despite the average ignorant american calling Finland a Scandinavian country; it is not. It is situated between Scandinavia (Norway, Sweden and Denmark) and Russia. Finnish genetics are *completely* different than that of both Russians and Scandinavians. The language is also completely different from the languages spoken by both aforementioned groups, aside from the 5-6% minority of Swedish speaking hill billies on the west coast and south coast. Finland has been top 10 highest ranked "Standards of Living" in the world numerous times, despite drinking the most alcohol in western Europe and having a very high Suicide rate due in part to Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, dumbass!

by Iso-H March 21, 2011

finland

Not very well known, cold and distant northern country.
The home of Nokia cell phones.

Conan O'Brien visited Finland.

by matey88 February 09, 2007

Finland

An Expression Cried Out After Being Hit In The Head By A Bowling Ball Thrown By DoodleBob

DoodleBob: *Draws A Bowling Ball And Throws It Down The Hole Patrick Is Hiding In, Hits Patrick In The Head*
Spongebob: You Okay Patrick?
Patrick: FINLAND!

by DaFunEMan July 22, 2018

Finland

Finland is a great country, but it also has an asshole, the city called Turku.

Finland, land whit anus

by Turkuhole April 04, 2009

Finland

Home of high welfare and high suicide rates. Home of strong liquor and countless alcoholics. Home of high prices and high taxes. Home of the nightless night and dayless day. Home of asocial people and social welfare. Home of mobile phones and untalkative people. Home of bad yet popular music.

Also the most Americanized country in the world.

I love livin' in Finland.

by DeadByDawn October 08, 2004

Finland

A nice country with beautiful nature. Everything is pretty well organised. The food is great. Education is perfect. The hospitals are like 5 stars hotels. Low criminality rate. You don't need any drugs to get stoned as the constant darkness makes you feel stoned for at least 2 weeks after you arrive there until you get used to it. People drink too much and they get ridiculous, like vomiting everywhere, pee on the street in front of other people (women do it, too, I was a witness) and give blow jobs in clubs' toilets. It's so weird, how come they always need to get so drunk to have fun or flirt. The clubs close very early. If you don't like heavy metal music, you won't be happy if you live there.

Nononono don't sit here, there is vomit all over this couch
Ohhh I forgot we are in Finland

by Mauve Muffin August 07, 2011

Finland

A country that might not exist

Finland has fifty percent chance to not exist

by Good Sofa August 13, 2022