cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

by exef July 15, 2009

Ball Fiddler

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.

Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."

by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.

More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.

by Ole Gil November 4, 2007

Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.

Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!

by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013

post-finale depression

feeling down after your favorite tv show has ended its run or a season.
it can be used as post-(show name) depression

I marathoned Skins last weekend and now I've got Post-skins depression.

I just saw the Tenth Doctor's final episode, now I've got Post-Ten depression

Last weeks all the shows I was watching ended so now I've got post-finale depression

by okelay October 27, 2010

fiddle fist

When a person shoves their left fist up another persons ass and movies their right arm as if playing a song on a fiddle.

Last night after the party, that guy came over to my house and fiddle fisted the shit out of me!

by peter griffin, jr. June 6, 2009