Skip to main content

Blackpool Fingertrap

1) The act of getting fucked in both ears at once, or
2) A person who is in the habit of being fucked in both ears at once, because his or her other orifices are already in use.
3) (Obscure) A very unfortunate accident with a donkey.

Originating in a town in the North West of England known for its 'welcoming' young ladies. And its donkeys.
1)- Have you seen Stacy lately?
-Yes, Darren and I were over at her place yesterday, she was already pretty busy so we gave her a Blackpool Fingertrap and then got a kebab.

2) -Have you heard about Sharon?
-Yes, Wayne has gotten her knocked up.
-I'm not surprised, she's a complete Blackpool Fingertrap - it was only a matter of time

3) - Have you seen Jason about the town lately?
- Oh no mate, didn't you hear? Blackpool fingertrap. They had to call the coastguard.
- Oooh. Nasty
by LJ, Red, Wolf and Alicja December 24, 2010
mugGet the Blackpool Fingertrap mug.

Filberto

Filbertos are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filbertos commonly call themselves "Fili" (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filbertos love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the fridge. Filberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filbertos are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks and things that people leave behind.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filberto!"
by THICCLISHOUS JONES January 16, 2022
mugGet the Filberto mug.

Filbert

From the Animal Crossing series, known locally in Japan as “Ricky” and not to be confused with the character of same name from Rocko’s Modern Life.

Filbert is a blue, lazy squirrel boy who constantly blushes. Not that it bothers me, but whatever. He has appeared in every Animal Crossing game to date. His birthday is on June 3rd.

Filbert used to be a slight bit of a femboy back then. Prior to Animal Crossing: New Leaf, he was wearing a dress if I recall correctly. In New Leaf, he wore a checkered shirt, and in New Horizons he wore a sweater with a tree on it.

In addition, he REALLY likes food. At least that’s what I’ve heard in Pocket Camp. Don’t worry, he doesn’t eat too much, at least I hope.

It’s possible that he may be a fan of Camellia’s music.
person 1: Damn, Filbert is dummy thicc!
person 2: Even more than that poser Ankha!
by Mister Midori November 27, 2022
mugGet the Filbert mug.

Fintertainment

The combination of finance and entertainment, referring to financial advice or education delivered through engaging and entertaining formats such as podcasts or social media.
I learned a lot about personal finance through fintertainment, the podcast is both informative and funny.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
mugGet the Fintertainment mug.

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.
Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.
by Devil egg January 19, 2015
mugGet the rectal fingertrap mug.

tendous.fingertapes

tendous.fingertapes, (another alias they go by being El,) is incredibly sweet. Their comments are always so nice and they have no problem with handing out the sweetest complements! They're very down to Earth and know the best advice to give when someone asks for it !! They're also very talented! It's very clear they have a beautiful and strong soul!
Person A: "Hey! Who's one of the most sweetest people in your life?"
Me: "Oh, well it just so happens to be a person on the internet that goes by tendous.fingertapes! Let me tell ya, they're an awesome friend! They make pretty interesting content too!"

Person A: Wow, their user sounds really cool! They also sound like a genuinely nice person, I'll check them out!"
by by guppgun June 21, 2021
mugGet the tendous.fingertapes mug.

Tendous.fingertapes

Tendous.fingertapes is an incredible poc creator on tik tok ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ !! They’re pronouns are they/them and there name is el!! They make mha content specifically things like bakudeku and bring a rody soul stan page LMAO! But there content ranges to other things too (: they’re really sweet and an incredible person
“AYO HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS CREATOR TENDOUS.FINGERTAPES?! THERE TIK TOKS ARE SO COOL AND FUNNY”

“I’m so lucky! I’m mutuals with tendous.fingertapes there tik tok is so cool!”
by Bakukyoka June 29, 2021
mugGet the Tendous.fingertapes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email