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Filibuster?

Is it NOT that? Did you think you were making a point? No repeating my own words back to me does not prove whatever point you are trying to make. Your kids keep getting raped and murdered because you think you're a big brain for doing shit like this but in reality you're a fucking retard. And I walked right past 2 of them the other day and the little girl was close enough to grab. The boy was probably far enough away to run before I got him but 1 is enough.
Hym "Is this not a filibuster? What point could you possibly be making here?"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.
Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.
by Freebie December 9, 2012
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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Filibuster Obstructa

You have 40 seconds until doom you have to knock him back every time you can or else you will die
by normal dude from serbia July 28, 2025
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Jukebox Filibuster

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.
Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd
by The Achievers March 12, 2013
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Reed Filibuster

n. The stalling of legislation in Congress by means of obstructing members of Congress from doing their jobs by going to their offices and requesting a picture with them to put on Facebook.
James tried pulling a Reed Filibuster on the Hill... I hope this doesn't stall any important legislation, but it probably will. AT least he has a cool profile pic on Facebook.
by InThaHouse! December 17, 2010
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Powerpoint Filibuster

When a student or multiple students ask questions in order to distract the teacher from changing slides. This allows for students to have more time to be able to take notes on the current slide.
Student 1: "This professor is going so quickly through these slides!"
Student 2: "I'm going to put up my hand and attempt a powerpoint filibuster."
Student 1: "Do it. For the students."
by SuperWelcomeMatt April 9, 2013
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