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A Swiss bank that sometimes holds football tournaments
FIFA Commercial: "For the Game. For the World"
Me: WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!
by ABBCMSV July 15, 2014
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fifa moment

when playing any FIFA game and something out of complete logic happens, or when the players in the game dont respond.
Example 1
player 1:"WTF!?!?!?!"
player 2:"What!!"
player 1:"i scored with fernando torres!"
player 2:"damn, FIFA moment"

Example 2
player:"YES PENALTY!!!!!"
martin tyler:"and itll be a corner"
player:"WTF!!!!"
by Sip Bladder October 8, 2011
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FIFA smite

1.When playing FIFA and divine intervention prevents you from winning when you clealry were better.
2.Speed Hackers
3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection.
4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion
5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie
6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open.
7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs
8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss
9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one.
10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1
11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason
12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over.
13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection
14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game.
15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win

16. Losing points on a 3-0 win
17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again
18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time.
19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.
:Senora how do you say fifa smite in spanish me
: IDK what is that
: When God himself rises up and strikes you down and gives u a loss

: WHY DID THAT WORK
: GOD WHY, THERE GOES 70 POINTS
: JOHN : FIFA SMITE
: nO PARTY :(
by Horsemalarky May 11, 2010
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Failfailha

A way of describing the 'Kamehameha' technique from the Dragonball: Evolution movie.
It is used to show that the movie ruined the original technique from the anime and manga of Dragonball and failed to be an accurate representation.
The techinique kamehameha from the Dragonball: Evolution movie should be renamed failfailha because it wasnt an accurate representation of the original.
by Brinny-Chan June 19, 2009
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Fifa Warrior

Noun: Someone who religiously plays Fifa, but has never kicked an actual soccer ball. Thus, when they are not wasting their time playing Fifa, they are talking about how good certain players are, and acting like they have a comprehension of the game, when in fact they don't.
John: I love Christiano Ronaldo because he has 95 speed and 98 kick power.
Will: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jim: He doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a typical Fifa Warrior.
by poopgo November 16, 2011
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FIFA Nitty

A FIFA Nitty is a person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the video game Fifa.

As soon as they get home they forget about the outside world and go into their room dark room which smells like ass.

you can identify them by the way they act when someone mentions Fifa, they get extremely excited and tell others proudly that they play Fifa for hours on end without stopping. Sometimes they can go on for days without stopping and they are always behind on their work. This makes them frustrated at others and they can't control their emotions.
Fifa Nitty's become more deluded as time goes by, their speech becomes broken and they sound like a motorbike trying to start on a cold Monday morning.
Kevin: "Who plays FIFA 20"
Zain: "I do, i play all the time yesterday i played 6 hours straight"
Kevin: "These are the signs that you are becoming a FIFA Nitty, bro you need to get help ASAP"
by FIFA Nitty Slayer 21 December 2, 2019
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filagio

combination of the word Fillatio meaning the oral stimluation of the male genitals/penis/dick and the italian word, adagio meaning slowly or at ease.

So the combination created Filagio, a slow, easy stimulation of the penis.
Steph: "I gave him filagio"
Lewis: "WTF that ?
Steph: "I Slowly sucked that guys dick"

Lewis: Oh nooooo not that ugly fucka, why would you give him head .... *repeated facepalm*
by Mr Niche October 16, 2008
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