figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk

He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.

by Foofyfoof January 8, 2014

morto di figa

It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.

-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa

by ml34567 August 26, 2011

figuratively

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

trophy figure

noun.- a dime piece thats one of a kind.

She's a genuine trophy figure

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

Figure Skating

One of the hardest sports in the world. Figure skating is much more than what most people think it is. It takes tremendous amounts of hard work and dedication. What time is your alarm set to? 7:30? 8:00? Well most figure skaters' alarm clocks are set to 4:00 AM to 4:30 AM. Our skirts arent slutty. They are shorter so that we can manage our jumps and spins easier because they take lots of flexibility. And just so you know, most figure skaters only wear skirts when they perform. They mostly wear exercise clothing to allow flexibilty. Figure skating is an incredibly tough sport. At least when hockey players fall they have lots of padding. Figure skaters do not. Though you may think figure skating is an "easy", "girly", "slutty" sport, you are OH so wrong. We more exercise before 7:00 AM, then most people get all day. We do wtuff that requires a huge amount of physical and mental energy and make it look effortlessly beautiful. I hope this answer was informative.

If figure skating was easy they'd call it hockey!

by Figure Skaters R Better Than U May 3, 2015

Figawi

An annual sailboat race from Cape Cod to the island of Nantucket, taking place at the begginging of summer. It has become a weekend long event for the island, and is really nothing more than an excuse to get wasted and walk around town. It doesnt matter who wins the race, as long as all contstants and townsfolk have consumed copious amounts of alcohol. The word figawi supposedly comes from drunken sailors with the New England accent landing on Nantucket and asking the question, "Where the fuck are we?"

On Nantucket during this particular weekend, you may hear many drunks ask, "Where the Figawi?"

by FigawiGoose September 25, 2005

Figure skating

A sport that is harder than most people give it credit for. People freeze their butts off while jumping in the air and spinning, and most of you can't get off the couch. Figure skating is a very dangerous sport, with no padding on you if you fall on the ice (which I can tell you from experience is very hard). Tough on people physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you fall you could hurt yourself physically causing loss of confidence in your ability to do said thing that you had fallen on. Still a very fun sport though. Many skaters skate competitively all over the world

If figure skating were easy they'd call it hockey.

by Ihasthebestestgrammars April 1, 2013