Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013

Fecal Fiddle

A sex act involving oral stimulation of the anus while the person is farting.

Kirk's lunch of chilli gave Allyson good harmonics when she was playing the fecal fiddle.

by Davis 205C September 21, 2006

fiddle-sticks

1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.

"Oh fiddle-sticks, I broke my new passion pink crayon."

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

fiddle with your pickle

When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.

Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.

Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”

by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020

skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

Filbo Fiddle Pie

He's a terrible mayor but he's pretty cool.

Beffica: Filbo Fiddle Pie is a terrible mayor.
Wambus: Yeah.

by Virtual Fella April 25, 2021