Fiddlefuck

v. To repeatedly attempt to use a damaged or malfunctioning device or machine, hoping it will eventually work as intended. This is common when the owner or caretaker of the device or machine is too lazy, proud, stubborn, stupid or cheap to repair or replace or have repaired or replaced the item.
Language: Bumpkin, Hillbilly, Redneck

Sir, the safety harness on the tilt-a-whirl won't engage!
Ma'am, it'll work, just gotta fiddlefuck wit it. Yer kids'll be fine. Now show me them taddys.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

fuddlefucked

To fuck an entire group of clueless retards, while they still debate what to do next.

I came in the room and fuddlefucked everything. Whilst the group looked on in disarray.

German fuddlefick the emissions on my VW

by Garage Slanger September 18, 2019