felchocracy

The state of affairs in a bureaucracy where the brown nosers are the ones who progress to the ranks of management.

It's an fucking felchocracy in this government, you can't get anywhere without sticking your nose up someone elses' ass.

by RegrettingLifesDecisions December 27, 2010

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Felching For Duckbutter

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.

Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

by FupaGunt August 7, 2011

fechi

a wonderful girl who can dance and sing and also intelligent

man that girl is so fechi

by fechi September 6, 2016

fechiple

to be honest i dont know what it means but i saw it in this manga and it was fechippuru and kotoka said "we are a fechippuru!" so i was like what the fuck, and i translated it and it means fechiple in english and i think it means a couple that are in love due to their fetishes. to be honest i legit have no fucking idea but sure.

"Are they a fechiple, thats kinda weird."

by ていいこ November 4, 2020

Felch

(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.

by Pymp November 1, 2003

feech la manna

When you put an enemies forearm on a street curb and stomp on it.

Person 1 - "Look at that poor guy."
Person 2 - "Why, what happened?"
Person 1 - "Look at his arm in that cast, he was obviously Feech La Mannaed."
Person 2 - "Snap man....this shit just got real."

by Gern Blanstein December 23, 2006